Damn look at those arms
WILL A SABOTEUR BURST THEIR BUBBLE?
SABOTEUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg Sindy is so uggo
OH GODDAMN
Please stay
Oooh, she is flirting with Kevin. Hehehehe. But Kevin says it isn't working. Whaley whale
Jordan has had back surgery 3 times, so he can't sleep on the floor. What a baby.
Haha the slop looks so gross
Brittnee is used to sleeping on a king sized bed. Because she's fat
Gay guy loves Kevin. Whale.
Dat sideboob
Sindy is trying to coin the term BFFN - Best friend for now. It's not happening
Ooh so they need to open the Vault with an access code. There are 5 balloons and they have to hold them up for 5 hours each. Each balloon has 1 number in it.
Sindy is now trying to befriend Pilar. Hahahahhahahahahahaha someone's going to nail her for playing too much game
Shit Pilar is falling for it. Ugh.
Haha they almost dropped the balloon
Okay, they got the first balloon.
And now they're calling in Kevin!
OOOH DAMN. There's $1000 dollars in there! So if he deliberately pops the balloon, then he gets the $1000 dollars!
Oooh he's going to do it!
SABOTEUR
Oooh he took an earring!
OOOH HE'S GOING TO DO IT!!!
He put the needle through the towel and he poked the balloon! OH SHIT!
And he got $1000 dollars hahahhaa.
Jordan is trying to form an alliance with Zach. Hmmm. I still want JOrdan to get voted out
Oh my gawd.
OOOH BRITNEE AND SARAH ARE SAYING THAT KEVIN POPPED THE BALLOON!!!!!!!!!
So they have the numbers now and have to try and figure out the combination. And they're all super depressed now haha. Whalep
Haha he's like freaking out because he can't figure it out. These people don't understand how to do combinations. Well.
And Zach got it!!!!!!!!
It is one of the greatest moments of Jordan's entire life. Well.
So they have to set everything up in the house in 45 minutes to get a party.
Shoutouts to da Brick for the furniture
And they did it!
Haha Graig is teaching a yoga class and the guys are checking out the girls' asses
Hehe
Ooh Risha ain't doing the yoga though! And she's pissed that Pilar is just sitting around.
Damn, she's angry.
Finally Sindy has makeup. She still looks fugly, but not as fug.
Look at Risha cougaring it up.
So the nominees have to go to the Vault. OOOOOOH DAMN
Oooh so they get keys and have to open up the safety deposit boxes with their names on it.
This is so intense
So it's an envelope. They're going to take it back outside.
WELCOME TO THE FIRST TWISTOS TWIST OF THE SEASON
One envelope has a card saying Safe on it, and the other has evicted
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ugh it was an extremely close vote. Why does Canada not like Milfs?
THERE MAY BE A WAY FOR HER TO RE-ENTER THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT
That's all we're going to hear for now. GAHHHHHHHHHHH
Why is Arissa Cox playin with us
Risha be goin into sequester!
Thanks to KFC, one of the first 5 evicted houseguests will re-enter the house
Ooh damn.
Time for the head of household competition!
Tis an endurance one. They have to stand on a ledge for as long as they can.
The first 8 houseguests who exit will be competing in the first have not competition
My money's on fatty Brittnee being the first out
Ugh I can't believe she stayed over Risha. What is wrong with the people of Canada?
Haha Dan Gheesling is going to be on the Side Show. This guy.
Arissa: If that's not enough BB Can for you, you probably have a problem. But the live feeds are coming up
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