Yee Arisa Cox, I missed you. More twists, more turns, and more Canada!
I like this gadget theme. It's super intense.
Ooooh Big Brother vault!!!
BIG MOVES!!!!!!!!!!!
I miss Hailun
This is so intense. Julie Chen has phoned it in. Arisa Cox is bringing it
NEW SUPERPOWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGAHGKAEHGLWEKGHLWEKGHWEGLKH YEEEEEEEEEE
THEY GONNA WALK INTO NOTHING!!!!! THEY HAVE TO EARN EVERYTHING!!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!
I am just as excited as this guy.
TIME TO MEET THE HOUSEGUESTS!!!!!!!!
Zach is a football quarterback. Whale. Loyalty and reliability. Cody all over again.
Yes please.
Hahahahah Jordan is a liar, manipulator and a backstabber. Ugh, he's Zach. I've read books on how to manipulate people. And he's played a lot of chess. Ugh.
Oooh Godfrey is the professor of the game. They're all college students
Sarah is a hemployee. Hahaha, Gross.
Brittnee is a model. Plus sized. But goddamn those hips are huge. Le sad story about her body
Zach's hero is his dad. Total Cody
I like Godfrey. I think he can go far. Jordan is going out early. Brittnee will be the fatty who stays forever.
I already really don't like Jordan. Ugh.
She looks like Julianne Hough.
Jordan is already intolerable
Dude Brittnee's hips are huge.
I think Sarah could be okay. She doesn't seem intolerable like Christine
You can just tell that Jordan and Brittnee are going to be people that are going to be gross
There's no couch in the house!
Bedroom has a lock on the door! Ooh damn
I WANT MORE HOUSEGUESTS!!!!!
Haha found the gay one
Oh my gawd. Yes please. Dat smile.
Ginga Ninja in the house! Haha his name is Graig. Scout for the Rays and a coach. He's coaching an Asian catcher! Damn
Brownie. She reeks of being a doctor.
Haha she's a chiropractor. I'm getting good at this.
Lol she seems like such a bitch.
Oh man, she's cracking peoples' backs and it sounds so good. Do want.
She's a Big Brother superfan.
GAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAYGAY
He's also a superfan. And definitely super gay
SO GAY
Oh fuck yes, I like this guy. He seems badass. Kind of like an Enzo who can actually do shit. But probably not.
Yee.
He's a father. Whale.
Man, she is cute.
Haha she's training by taking cold showers, watching Big Brother, and sitting outside in a bikini.
Gay guy named his Westie Veto. So gay.
Bruno is ranked #1 in the world in the game Dark Age of Camelot. Oh fuck. I love this guy.
Gay guy is so gay.
LEGS
Bruno coming out looking like a fucking boss. I love this guy.
I want a Bruno and Graig alliance. Yeee
I hope gay guy goes out quick. Too gay
I am probably going to hate Dr. Brownie the chiropractor. She seems so annoying.
YEEEE MORE HOUSEGUESTS!!!!
DA BRICK
Omg there's an Asian
And an old white lady
Kevin Martin is a pro poker player. He looks like a bro. He's a fan of the cougars. When he sees a big pair of breasts, he just wants to
Haha. I approve. He might get super annoying and overplay though.
Oh hot damn. 41 years old.
Those bedroom eyes
Bobby is a rock climbing tutor. He is crazy and spontaneous. He seems annoying
Sindy with an S. Gross. First out for sure.
She's an assistant cruise director and a beauty queen. And she knows she's pretty. Hmm. So first out.
Aw she's cute. oooh she's a cheerleader. Dear Penthouse forum.
Except that was a really weird segment about her laughing.
Haha Bobby lives in his parents' basement.
Hehe this is my favorite dance move.
She's from Mexico
God, I hope cougar goes far. I love cougars in Big Brother.
Asian is bringing her pageant gear. Gross.
That was a subpar final group of houseguests.
Dayum Cameron Diaz circa 2001
Okay, actually Pilar is going out super early too haha.
I'M SINDY WITH AN S
So annoying
I'M SINDY WITH AN S
Introduction time
I'M SINDY WITH AN S
Damn Risha is looking fine as hell
Sindy is SOOO fucking annoying. Get the fuck outta my house
Time for answers
Everythang is under lockdown. In the Vault! Ooh damn.
Time for the first twist!
TIME FO BLOOD ON ZE HANDS!!!!
Everybody's the HOH? Wut
Everybody will nominate 2 people for eviction. The 2 houseguests with the most votes will be on the block. Oh damn.
OOOH AND IT HAS TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW. OOOH DAMN. ARISSA YOU SASSY BITCH
Ashleigh nominating. Haha she doesn't remember Risha's name so she calls her the really tall girl.
Omg, she nominated Risha and Bruno. NOOOOOOO
She cute though
Time fo Bobby. He nominates Bruno and Sarah. Fuckkk, Bruno can't go. Sarah will be put up definitely.
Brittnee votes Risha and Sindy with an S. People hate old people.
Bruno votes Bobby and Pilar? I heard Gooey, but it showed Pilar's face.
Godfrey votes Bobby and Pilar. He said Peelee. OH SHIT. ALLIANCE SHIT ALREADY GONE DOWN???????
I would love a Bruno and Godfrey alliance
Graig: Hi Arissa. What it is?
This guy.
Graig votes Sindy and Pilar! OOH DAMN PEOPLE DON'T LIKE PILAR
Gay guy votes Naeha and Sindy
Jordan. Is fucking annoying. He votes Sindy and Risha. Hehe Sindy is going up.
Kevin votes Bruno and Risha who he calls the older really good looking lady
Naeha votes Sindy and Godfrey.
Pilar votes Zach and Bruno. Ooh she's here to make big moves.
Omg Risha's smile. She votes Ashley and Sindy.
Sarah votes Kevin and Zach.
SINDY WITH AN S. Votes Risha and Pilar.
Willow votes Sarah and Sindy.
Zach votes Godfrey and Sindy.
I'm glad everybody hates Sindy already
So the nominees are Risha and Sindy.
Why Risha
Ooh she looks like Charlize Theron.
HAHA SINDY WITH AN S GET YOUR FAT ASS UP ON THE BLOCK!!!!!!
Ooh, now we gonna pick who else will play in the POV!
Bobby and Kevin and Zach and Naeha. That's a sucky draw.
TWISTOS TWIST IS A DOOZY!!!!!! YEEEEEE
POV is a puzzle one. Transport across a cargo net.
They have to crack a three digit code. Ooh damn. This gonna be intense.
LEGGO!!!!!
Sindy is so fucking ugly.
Sindy is so incompetent.
Risha has legggs though. Ooh, she's dying.
But she gotta do this!
Risha's got all her pieces! GOGOGOGOGOGO
Kevin's the first to finish. Numbers go up to 4. 64 combinations. Poker player knows.
OMG SINDY FINISHED THE PUZZLE. FUCK
NONONONONO
OOH DAMN SHE'S ACTUALLY USING SAFE CRACKING TECHNIQUES. SHE'S HEARING FOR THE CLICKS.
OH FUCK
OMG SHE DID IT
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Welp it was good knowing Risha
Oooh Sindy is gonna have to name a replacement nominee. Here comes Pilar.
At least Risha is safe now. They're going to get rid of Pilar.
Sindy is a bitch.
Jordan being like what are you doing. Like fuck you Jordan. I hate this guy.
Aww Risha's crying. She gonna bond with people. Get it done Risha. Yeee.
TIME FOR THE TWISTOS TWIST!!!
CANADA IS VOTING WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO BE EVICTED! OH SHIT
Pilar is definitely gone regardless, but whatever.
Whale this may be an okay season. I dunno though.
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