Vanderpump Rules 1.02 Live Blog

Time for episode 2!

Vanderpump Rules 1.01 Live blog

Because I don't watch enough TV.

Bachelor 18.07 - Live Blog

Time for episode 7!

We're in Miami, trick!

Mighty Fine Recap

During one of my marathon Youtube movie trailer sessions, I stumbled across the trailer for this movie, so I thought I'd give it a go.

Summary and rating here (No spoilers!)

Bachelor 18.06 Live Blog

Everybody's freaking about episode 6, so it's probably time to watch it!

I can only assume that people are freaking out because their TVs are severely lacking in Permy Magoo

I know mine is!

Big Brother 5.01 Live Blog

Time for the Big Brother Season 5 Premiere!

Julie Chen coming out and saying 13 different contestants from 13 different states for the first time ever, so they are total strangers. But they might have more in common than they know.

Awwwww shit!

Bachelor 18.05 Live Blog

Time for another episode of The Bachelor! Yee boii! I've been looking forward to this all week!

Only 11 girls left! And that means Permy Magoo has a 1/11 chance of being the next Mrs. Juan Pablo Galaviz! Those odds are staggering.

She has about the same chance of having Juan Pablo's babies as Leonardo DiCaprio has of winning the Oscar for Best Actor this year. And that's no small shakes.

Smart money's still on Leo though.

Where is Jenn Karlman?

Seriously. Where she at? I turned on Fox at 6 and she wasn't there. There was Kathleen Bade, who ain't no bad thing, but Jenn Karlman is my beam of sunshine when the sun is setting.

Am I just remembering wrong that she was at 6? Or is she only at 5? Because I remember her co-anchoring with Andrew Luria, who is now co-anchoring with Kathleen Bade. My lack of Jenn Karlman is truly upsetting. Bring her back to primetime!

At least I found her website http://prana1media.com/. And this video. She was actually on Cooking with Bobby Flay! What a multitalented woman. Dat charisma. Dat hair. Dem boobies. I dunno where she's been hiding those, but I approve.



Also, she said her boyfriend was a Navy pilot. That, combined with Aloha Taylor marrying a military surgeon has made joining the military look like a hell of a career choice.