Big Brother 17.03

Back to Big Brother!

Oh yeah, Vanessa and Da'vonne are going to have something happen to them.

Goddamn, Shelli looks fine as fuck.

Damn Liz

Damn Becky

Hehe "If I were a professional gambler...which I AM!!!"

What the actual fuck is this. Kill it with fire.

Oh Jeff has a very punchable face too.

Damn

Time for the HOH room!

Love this guy

God Jace is so fucking annoying. If he showmances with anybody, I'll be pissed. Even Meg.

Hehe nobody likes the dentist

Haha "Saying you're from Scranton, Pennsylvania. That's where that Office show is from"

God, his face is so annoying.

Haha Jackie and annoying face are talking about wanting to create distance, then Audrey walks in on them in bed together. They are not good at this.

Hehe Liz is my favorite.

Geez, what possessed Meg to get those glasses?

Time for a twist. The BB Fast Forward. Okay, they can't be nominated this week. That was not that surprising.

BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. They get to take one houseguest with them!

Vanessa makin people come talk to her. Look at this chick. Runnin the show.

Damn look at those cheekbones though. And old woman with red highlights. Hawt

OOOH AUSTIN AND VANESSA ALLIANCE PLEASE. MAKE IT HAPPEN PLEASE

Da'vonne don't want to save her alliance members. Hehehe. And Shelli's getting paranoid.

Hehe Da'vonne throwing out that history lesson.

Dude I think Liz is positioned so well. I think she can get really far. She's my favorite.

Hehe, Da'vonne asks if the dentist is really a dentist.

Da'vonne saves Liz!

Damn girl, work that hair.

And Vanessa saves Austin! She just put a huge target on her back I'm pretty sure.

Milfy McGee is worried about her alliance already

Hahahah Austin and Jace are calling themselves ShellTown.

Oooooooooh Clay is coming

They gon get some fuck

Hahahaha Clay asks if Shelli has kids. This is so going to happen. Hahahha. I want this to happen.

And now Da'vonne's talking to Audrey about Shelli! This is why we don't form day 1 girl's alliances

Haha so they want to get out Jace. This is not going to end up well.

Steve is trying to alliance up with Da'vonne. I want a showmance here. Get. Get it.

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHHAHA

HAHHAHAHHAHAHA

So they're planning on backdooring Jace.

HAHAHAHHAA James hitting on Jackie. Please let it happen.

Hahahhaa "James, eyes up here"

But damn

Steve is making it difficult. Uh oh. He's going to be the new target.

Here come the nominations

First nomination: Dentist

Second nomination: Becky

James's nominations now

First nomination: Steve

Second nomination: Jackie

What the fuck is Audrey wearing? It's the first week and she's already just completely given up.

Hehe Audrey's celebrating like a 15 year old girl on the inside. Which is ironic because she was never a 15 year old girl. Hehehe

Dance party in the pantry

Time for Steve and Jackie to talk.



OH THAT'S THEM BEDROOM EYES. SMASH THAT STEVE

Hehe Steve telling her not to get cocky. Hahahahhahaa. What a mood killer. I love this guy.

Gay guy doin some damage control

Goddamn

Oooh Becky is salty

Vanessa looks good

Time for Battle of the Block!

Haha "Welcome to "Du...BOB" Get it? Battle of the Block. Hehe.

Ooh, it's a balance one.

Haha "As a dancer, I have really good balance, so I know I'm going to do really well in this challenge." - Jackie

I love me some Jackie

Damn girl. Work that updo.

Hehe Steve is a total noob.

Damn Meg has boobs. Where did those come from?

God that face

Becky and the dentist win!!!!! Yeeeeeeeee

Those cheekbones are outta this world. Goddamn

Hehe I can see Jackie as an eternal pawn. I like her.

And that's it for this episode! Will they actually succeed in backdooring Jace? Probably not. But it will be fun to watch anyways!