Ooh damn, the boss gets held up at gunpoint. They say it's because his cousin wants to see him.
HOLY SHIT
So the cousin says that they want the key, and that the boss is moving too slow.
Cousin: It's time for you to take action
Boss: I guess I will
Then he knocks out the bodyguard and shoots the cousin right between the eyes!!!!
Such a fucking badass.
Ooooh shit!
Hot girlfriend scheduled a double date with Hank, but they don't know who his girlfriend is! This is gonna be fun
Oooh damn oooh damn oooh damn
Oh man, Juliette's going to totally befriend Adalind and it's going to be super awkward
Ooooh, Nick is getting super testy.
Hey hey, boss goes to meet up with his Milfy lover afterwards
Nick continues to be saltier than a green goose on Halloween.
Hot girlfriend knows somethings up. This is why she didn't marry you fool!
Awwww she's so cute
Nick gets really intense telling Adalind to stop it, but she's not going to.
Ooh, I think Milfy lover is Adalind's mom!
So he's just reminding her that she has a role in his plan.
Haha, Asian guy is debriefing Nick, then he eats his Chapstick.
Haha then he ate the Chapstick container!!!!
HO DAMN ASIAN GUY JUST FAINTED!!!! AND THE BOSS GUY TOOK SOME EVIDENCE FROM THE CRIME SCENE!!!!! HO DAMNN!
I was right, Milfy lover is Adalind's mom! She says that Adalind is still in love with the boss!!! Oh damn!!!!
Oh damn, boss just switched out the SIM card on the phone he stole from the crime scene!
Nick tells Blutgood about Adalind and Hank, and Blutgood says to ask Rosalie (potions girl) about it.
So they go to the potions shop to ask her
Rosalie: It's obviously a potion of some kind. How else would a human fall in love with a Hexenbiest?
Blutgood: She's kind of hot though
(Rosalie gives him a look)
Blutgood: I mean, if you go for that obviously hot thing...which I don't
Oooh Rosalie check's the shop's books, and she says Adalind bought a recipe for a potion that goes from "deeply in love to deeply dead" HO DAMN
He gon be dead
Rosalie: Love is hard to find
Blutgood: Don't I know it
Oooooooooooooooooooooooo it's so happening!!!! Get paid, get laid, get Adalind Schade
Oooh, they sneaking looks at each other now
OOOH BOSS SAYS THAT IT'S TIME TO SET THE PLAN INTO ACTION. AND THE MOM PUT LEECHES ON ADALIND'S FACE TO MAKE HER MORE BEAUTIFUL. WHAT A MOM THING TO DO
OOOH SHE'S INVITING HIM OVER TO HER HOUSE TONIGHT!!!! SHE GON PUT THAT BOOM CRACKALACKA POW INTO ACTION!!!!!!
Ooh damn, look at boss doin that Christian Gray kinda shit. She wants him so bad
Evidence brings back the phone and it has a new SIM card. Nick is trying to figure out what's going on, but Hank keeps talking about Adalind. Whale.
Rosalind found the potion! It's called "Death for Love"!!!!!
OH SHIT! So the crime scene is the two people that the boss shot (his cousin and the bodyguard). Nick talks to the boss about it and he gets it pretty much exactly right. That there was a 3rd person who shot both of them, and all the details. OH DAMN OH DAMN OH DAMN
Oh Rosalie has all the ingredients for the antidote! That's convenient! No need to go on a quest to find anything.
Haha so Wu is eating carpet. So they're going to try the antidote on him
Wu: I can't open the dinner right now. I'm eating fiber!
Hahahaha
So they break in and they put the potion in his nose, and then he goes into tetany. Holy shit.
He's okay!!!!!! LET'S GO CURE SOME BLACK PARTNER!!!
OH DAMN BUT HANK IS ALREADY AT ADALIND'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahahhaha they left without telling Wu
Dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Oh shit, now she's leaving her house! DID SHE KILL HANK?
Oooh this is intense. They're in the house now.
Hank is in the bed in a coma! She changed the potion because she had sex with him!!!!!!! So the antidote is useless
The only way of countering the potion now is killing the hexenbiest who made the potion!!! OH DAMN!!!!!!!!
Okay now Rosalie is saying that Nick has to use his blood to break the curse so he can't just kill Adalind.
TIME FO FIGHTING!!!!!!
Oh, they meant that Nick has to kill her using his hands and not by shooting her or something.
HOLY SHIT HE JUST KISSED HER!!!!!!
Like he made her bite his lip so his blood is in her? Dude this is so confusing!!!!
Oh she dead now. Her soul just left her body. Damn damn damn
HANK BE ALIVE AGAIN!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT ADALIND JUST BECAME ALIVE AGAIN!!!!
Is it wrong I find this way hot?
Adalind doesn't have any powers anymore. Ooooh I get it now.
How is he gonna explain his bitten lip to hot girlfriend?
OOOH DAMN ADALIND IS COMING BACK TO MILFY MOTHER'S HOUSE!
OH SHIYETTTTTT OH SHITTTTTTT
Wrath is coming. Oooh Milfy mother just called Adalind an amateur.
His words cut so deep!!!!!!!!!! SHE WILL NEVER GET HIS LOVE!!!!!!!!!!! Sad sad sad sad
Nick dips the key in ink, and it turns out it's like a stamp. And it's some kind of map or something! OH DAMN!
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