Saturday, July 12, 2014

Big Brother 16.06 Live Blog

Time for Big Brother!!!!! YEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Starting out with this cootie pie :) Yay! This is gonna be awesome.


Haha Devin telling Cody that he's sorry and all he wants to see is his kid. Way to bring up the daughter again.

Lololol, Victoria saying that Devin getting power is a nightmare. So irrelevant.

I forsee a Suite Life of Zach and Cody bromantic alliance coming up!

What the fuck is this?


Haha what a dweeb in a button up shirt.

Time fo letters!


I can't handle da cooteness.


HAHAHHAHAHHAA CALEB'S LOVESTRUCK FACE WHEN AMBER READS THE LETTER!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha they only pan to his face when she reads the letter. This is pure gold.

Time fo scheming Devin!

Oh wait, he's going to talk to Donny about passing judgement on him! Lol blowing up his game again! I'm hoping for the wrath of Donny.

Haha Donny is so cool about it all. Werkin the glasses hard.


Donny positioning himself for epic pawnsmanship. He's gonna stay for a loooong time.

Alright, Devin calling a house meeting! I love it.


Whale. Whaaale. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE.

The bun. The earring. The nose ring. The bun. The bun. The bun. The bun. The bun.

The bun.

THE BUN.

Also, Devin also styles his eyebrows a lot. Those things are perfectly groomed.

Hahaha, Donny's still in the bedroom. I guess no one invited him.

That line about Donny not being able to give physically, but how much he gave in wisdom and heart was pretty good.

Flashback to bunny bun bun.

Not a bad speech actually! But Brittany's mad.

Bomb Squad meeting time!

Hahaha, Devin now saying that Brittany is the most paranoid person in the house. Time for an epic battle of Devin vs Brittany

Nicole segment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So cyoooote.


Effortlessly perfect.


Mmmmmm dat smile.

Ewww, if Nicole gets with Bun McBunstein...

Ew. No. Cannot happen.


Damnnnnnnn.

Haha, Nicole saying she'll work with Hayden. Epic friendzone. I love it!


Mmmm my heart.

Christine's nose is sooooo big.

Lol this alliance meeting was so fucking awkward. There are no words.

Caleb now saying he's lonely. He needs some Amber to feel loved. Haha him and Devin with a heart to heart. That was kind of weird

The idea Devin threw out there about putting an alliance member up was pretty good. Now would be the time to do it. But police officer knows that he's pretty low on the totem pole, so he talks his way out of it.

Nice. And now he's throwing Nicole out there. This bitch.

Hahahhahahahahaha Caleb talking about putting Jocasta up.

Uh oh, Devin saying "We're not animals". It is time for a Brittany vs Devin showdown!!!

Time for choosing da eggs!

Aaaaaagh my torrent blacked out for 10 seconds! Amber says that people are going to be shocked by her noms I think? I dunno!!!!

Nominations time!

Devin nominates Paola!

Lol that smirk


Damn, dat lip bite


Next nom is Brittany! Devin just saying he don't want her in the house! And Brittany says ditto. It is so on.



Hahhahaa Nicole is so cocky. I love it. Dat licking of her lips.

Amber's first nom is Hayden! He's not having it.

Next nom is Nicole!!!!!!!!!!! THIS BITCH

It is so on. The gameface is coming out.


Oh Amber. Big mistake. HUGE.

Oooooh here comes Angry Nicole. Devin coming to talk to Nicole.

OOOOOH Nicole say she's coming after Devin!!! Damn girl.

Devin cutting off Amber!!!!! Oh damn.

Lol Zrankie showmance. Awkard.

Time for Pao Pao to do some gameplay. Talking game with Devin.

She's so fugly.

What is this voice that's calling them? It's called Big Brother people! It should be Big Brother's voice.

Haha, Donny's joke about being in Vietnam. Lol


Her smile melts my heart

Time for the comp!

This seems hard.

Damnn, beer goggles! What a punishment!

Pao Pao ringing in and gets it right! WHAT IS SHE DOING?

Hayden gets the hangover cure

Haha, Brittany gets it wrong! Because of Nicole's help.

Pao Pao ringing in again! He said 2 guys and she said Nicole. Hahahhaa.

Brittany gets one right! Damn.

Nicole and Hayden haven't rung in yet! So slow.

Hayden gets it right! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg Paola talking is so annoying.

Now dat I threw da competition, blah blah blah. Can't pronounce those t's. Awful.

And that's it for this episode! Gotta watch another for more of our now safe blonde goddess!

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