Sunday, July 20, 2014

Big Brother 16.09 Live Blog

Yeeeee time for Big Brother!!!!!!! I'm so excited for Nicole's reign of terror over the house.

Hehe Pao Pao went bye bye. Clever wordplay.

Damn I missed dat posing Amber in the intro. Glad to be back.


But most of all, I miss this cootie pie's smile :)

Nicole doesn't want to be HOH, because she is a student of the game and knows better. What a perfect woman!

Hehe Zach Attack is back!!

Damnnn, Devin was talking to everybody about the Bomb Squad. This guy. Haha to the major power players Brittany and Jocasta.


Hehe and Jocasta gets sassy as hell about why he's telling her this stuff.

HHAHAHAHAH HE'S TELLING DONNY!!!!

Donny be flabbergasted

Haha Devin: You're 30 years old. You're married and you want to pay off the house

This guy is hilarious.

That bro talk between Derrick and Devin though.


Hahahhahahaa that missed hi five was awkward as hell.

Oh dang, Caleb and Derrick talking abojut getting Devin out. Caleb turned fast on him

Uh oh, Big Nose telling my blonde princess about the Bomb Squad.


Hehe


She's looks so cute all did up.

Haha, Victoria's still in the house.

Hahahhahaha that basketball picture.

Bunster McBunstein is gross. Go away.

Letter time!

Hahhaa Cody's crying. And so is Zach.


Hahahha somebody get whoever does social media stuff for Big Brother a raise for #ManTears

Woooooo Nicole and Derrick talking game!!!!! This could be really really awesome!!!


Cyoote!

Derrick totally nabbed Nicole on why she never talks game. Dayumm. This is gonna be a great alliance

Hahaha Derrick: I'll put up Caleb and give him the opportunity to take Amber off the block. Haha

Lel putting up Jocasta. Because her and Devin talk a lot. Chocolate Alliance plz


Hehe where's Pao Pao when you need her. PUT UP VICTORIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Omg, how are they completely missing Victoria

Eww, Nicole Hayden first date. This is gross. Put Hayden up plz.

Offish? Lol Nicole: Stop talking. Is this date over?

It's so not happening. I love it. Leave soon plz Hayden. You are gross

Hahahhahaha Caleb: If you put up Amber, are you not afraid that Caleb is coming after you? What a guy

Lol Caleb: Guy saves a girl in his alliance that he could potentially like. That guy's a stud.

I love this guy.

CAMBER ALONE TIME TALKY TALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amber in leopard print pants. Whale.

Caleb: I would put myself in that position for you.

Such a good guy.

Caleb: If he does that, she should totally marry that guy.

His talk is so much better than Hayden's talk

Nicole woke up frazzled, so time for Nicole Donny talk!!!!

Omg, Nicole wants to put Donny up. WHAT ABOUT VICTORIA?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!

Donny: I didn't vote my little buddy out. You shouldn't have to vote your little buddy out. But is your buddy your buddy?

Damn, that was wise. Cute moment!

But then Donny just goes and talks about it in the freaking living room, so Amber hears. Geez man


Dem eyes tho

DAMN, NICOLE'S THIGHS!!!! :):):):):)


Hello there

Amber now riling up seeds of doubt in Nicole's head. So now Donny needs to go up.

Egg picking time! Nicole goes first! So suspenseful

Lol I just thought of a name for the Chocolate Alliance: Brocasta

Haha it's pretty good

Awwww Amber and Nicole are so cute. I hope they align.

Nicole puts up Amber and Donny

Derrick puts up Jocasta


OMG THAT JOCASTA EYE ROLL WAS SO SASSY!!!!!!! AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAA

Derrick also puts up Caleb Crawdaddy. Devin is pissed

Derrick says Caleb volunteered to go on the block. It is so on!!!!!

Damn Amber just taking it all in stride. Damn girl damn.

Hayden is so gross. Get the fuck outta here.

Nicole is deffo getting tired of Hayden

DEVIN COMING TO THE HOH ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS SO ON!

Devin, it's time to play some major game.


Hahahhahahahah dat smile

VICTORIA TALKED!!!! ASKING FRANKIE ABOUT SIBLINGS!!!!!! IT IS ON!!!!!!!

Ariana Grande time! Hahahaha I'm not done with your sister! Victoria totally playing Frankie

Ari. I wonder if they know his last name, or if he lied about it

Team America mission! Spreading a rumor that a houseguest is a related to a previous BB houseguest!

Hahahhahaa Zach is related to Amanda. Hahhahaha he's a loud guy, just like her.

Hahaha Camber and Victoria. Victoria finally getting some screen time.

Way to only go one season back in BB.

Awwwww, Nicole and Donny moment. Le tears!!

Haha did you tell me not to tell? Lol. Oh Donny.

ALLIANCE FORMATION!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nicole: But we can't tell anybody. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Donny whisper: I want to eat some lunch

That was cyoote

Time for Battle of the Block!

Donny: I'm a groundskeeper, I enjoyed the hedges

Nicole: Caleb looks like Harry Potter on steroids

Lol she's so cute

Hehe Frogwarts

They will cast a disappearance spell on their HOH and make them disappear. Let's play AbracaBOBra

They never run out of puns! Hahahahhahahaha

Jocasta looks incredibly Urkel in glasses. And without makeup she looks atrocious

Caleb: I'm just going to mosey on over, grab a piece, and mosey on back. Haha

Donny: See the dark side? It's going to go...somewhere

Caleb: It's a doggone Big Brother duck with a wizard hat!

Haha Amber and Donny win. That was a struggle.

Amber: Caleb, you're crazy!

Oh, my heart goes out for Caleb Crawdaddy.

Lol Jocasta looks about to throw up.

Haha amphibious transformous.

Where did Nicole disappear to? And will she ever be the same?

I hope they make her wear a frog suit. Haha. Good episode!

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