Sunday, July 13, 2014

Big Brother 16.07 Live Blog

Time for another episode of Big Brother!


Whaaaaat there's going to be a Bomb Squad explosion????? This is gonna be awesome!

Hahahahha Devin is considering himself the puppetmaster. That always turns out well. Right Sabrina?


Haha Nicole: Don't mess with us, I guess. Soooo cyoote!!

Omg, Amber worrying if she's safe.

HAHAHHAA Caleb just wanting to give Amber a hug. This is the best!

Brittany now being sassy and continuing the fight.


HAHAHAHAHA. Remember this chick? I get all the guys? Lol

Paola saying she coulda dominated that competition. Hayden laughing as we all are.

Jocasta coming up for game talk!!!! And Big Brother cams cut away. Haha.

Ewww, Hayden asking if they can kiss it out. Never gonna happen.

Christine getting super intense about not doing Devin's work anymore.

I actually like Zach now. I think he can do well.

MORE CAMBER!!!!!!!



Hahahha, Devin saying Amber is detrimental to the team. So he's against half the women he brought into his alliance?

Haha Caleb talking about how Devin treats Amber badly. What an upstanding guy.

Derrick is also doing pretty well too.

HAHAHAHA I PROTECT MY QUEEN MUCH MORE!!! What a guy.


Haha I love Devin's bewildered face.

Hahha, telling Caleb he's lovestruck and the seams are forming! Whatever bro, whatever man

Whatever bro. You're a lovestruck puppy. Whatever.

Whatever. I don't even care.

Haha Devin's so entertaining

Time for argument! Devin says there's no more alliance! And Caleb says Devin's going home next week! DAMNNNNNNNN

That was fairly not as intense as it could be. But I'm excited

More Team America! Frankie and Derrick. Whatever.

Haha, what's your favorite dessert? So sly. Lol Amber said she likes cookiedough and cheesecake. If she said she liked apple pie too, that would've been a huge clusterfuck

Caleb don't eat dessert. What a loser.

Now bringing up the zoo. Derrick just putting up that bald eagle with no fucks given. Good man.

Haha, Donny finally coming outside to tell them he likes apple pie, and that a picture of it's on his cup.


Btw, I'm surprised nobody's realized that Donny went to Harvard Medical School. Undergrad at NC State and then became a doctor at Harvard. Only 2 shirts he owns!

HAHAHHAHA WHAT'S THE BIRD ON THE BACK OF A QUARTER? SO SLY SO TRICKY!!!!

Jocasta saying something for the first time EVAR!

Damnnn, Nicole's legs.


Zach is the first chosen, Derrick is the second, Amber is the third!

Devin not sure who's loyal

Caleb coming back to reunite the Bomb Squad. They should definitely work together. They would definitely do well.

Oh man, Caleb saying that people want Devin up. OH MAN. OH SHIT. OH DAMN.

Hahahhahahaha Devin calling a house meeting. Yee boii

Haha he tells people to go upstairs. So Jocasta left all by her lonesome again.

Hahahaha those furrowed eyebrows.

Christine is utterly useless in this alliance.

Lol Zach: Pao Pao is by far the weakest person I've ever seen on Big Brother in my life.

Good to know Kathy's legacy has lasted.

Haha I like Brittany more, so I want her to stay!


Shit is going down. Whatchoo talkin bout?

Oh man, Devin calling people out for wanting him gone.

Oh man, Zach trying to explain himself.


Devin knows who the weak link is. It is so on!!!!!

Devin is now one of my faves.

Devin saying he'll pull Pao Pao off. Dang dang.

I'm gonna laugh so hard when the Jocasta - Victoria power alliance starts mowing people down

Lol Pao Pao acting all hyper while everybody else is just walking.

Hahahahhaa Big Brother icons: Brenchel, Brigadia, Mcranda. Yup, Mcranda.

Haha Devin wanting Devtopia and flashing that winning smile. This guy is literally the best.

Oooh man, the ball balancing on the mobile one. This one is tough. I'm going to call Brittany winning this one. No way Pao Pao wins.


Whale. No words

Oh geez, Brittany is failing.

Derrick is doing pretty well though.

Hahahhahahah Pao Pao literally just failing.

Damn, Zach has everything up there. But then things start falling off.

I hope Devin wins it!

Oh man, this is so intense. DEVIN WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEE BOIIIIIIII

He's got some game time decisions he's got to mull over. Yee buddy.

Geez even Pao Pao calling Devin the devil. That alliance was good while it lasted.

Oh man, Devin telling Zach he don't trust him right now. It don't fly in Devin's book! Damnnnnnn

Parents talk! Who saw that coming? It's so hard for them. Being parents. Parentmance plz.

Ooh, they're talking deals now. I hope this happens.

OOOOH DEVIN TELLING BRITTANY THAT PAO THREW THE COMP!!!!

That was pretty good on Devin's part. That was beautiful. That's how you throw somebody under the bus.

That was AWESOME

Oh man, Zach saying that Devin can put him on the block. Damn boy damn.

DAYUMMM

Brittany's picture on the wall is so fugly. She's actually not that hot. Moley moley moley mole

Paola wearing her fedora.

Is it possible Jocasta will go on the block? Lol

Brittany's super tan

Paola with a super awkward posing thing. Nobody laughing. Hahahahhahaha

Brittany telling Pao Pao that her target is Pao Pao!!!!

Omg. Devin is going to use the POV on Brittany???????

OMG

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!!!!!

DEVIN USING THE POV ON BRITTANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMNNNN

Time for replacement nom!

ZACH PUT UP!!! DAMN SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell just happened?

OMG BRITTANY WANTING TO SAY SOMETHING RIGHT AFTER THE VETO MEETING

THIS IS SO CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!! SHE'S GONNA CALL PAO PAO OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMNNNNNNNN!!!!!

The only thing that woulda made this episode better would've been more Jocasta

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