So Jee's HOH, and he pissed everybody off because he got HOH, won POV, put everybody on PB&J, then won McDonalds for himself.
He put up Jack and Erika up and didn't use the POV, so the voters are Robert, Jun, and Alison.
Robert's pretty much locked in for voting Erika out, Jun is locked in for voting Jack out, but Alison is the swing vote, and she's a super floater still.
So obviously Erika and Jack are super sad that they're on the block, so they have their old people talk in the hot tub. Erika goes on about her daddy issues, then Jack goes full old guy and compares her Big Brother game to playing rummy. I thought that was the most hilarious thing
Then in classic Erika fashion, she pulled out some Asian looking shirt for talking with Julie. Seriously, this girl is perfect, except for the fact that everything she wears makes me want to gouge my eyes out. Pink beret especially.
Haha, segment with Alison's boyfriend. Her parents think him and Alison will stay together. And he's going to give her a chance maybe. Awkward.
Jury house segment! I love these, but there's not nearly enough conflict to make this stuff interesting.
OH MY GOD. THAT BEARD! I CANNOT HANDLE!
And Alison votes to evict Jack! By a vote of 2 to 1, Jack is evicted from the Big Brother House!
Only 5 people left! And tonight, Julie says "We remove someone else from the Big Brother House!" Double eviction?!?!
Shit is disappearing from the house! The rugs are disappearing, the chairs are disappearing, the toilet seat lid is disappearing, the fish are disappearing!
HOH is question based Jeopardy buzzer competition about the missing items. Jee is slowly dying as Robert is sucking hard.
OMG Erika choked on the last question! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jun wins HOH. Jee looks pissed as hell. Robert is literally a wet blanket. He barely got the one question he did correct.
OMG Julie just said Jun is leaving the Big Brother house!!!! WHAAAT?????
She's getting a limo to the MTV Video Music Awards! This is back when Big Brother was actually a big deal I guess.
And Julie didn't even tell the other houseguests she was leaving! Noice.
Best moments:
- Alison: "Not only did Erika lose the money, she also lost her ass when she was in the house"
- Jun: "I wouldn't trust Alison with anything. I wouldn't trust Alison with my newborn son, I would not trust Alison in a room alone with my man. I just would not trust Alison with anything."
- Jack: "You've been playing this game the way you play rummy"
- Julie: "Well Jack, you failed to win a single competition all season"
- Erika: "I learned a lot from you in this house. Especially who shot Kennedy"
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