Lisa says they need to have a huge float in the gay pride parade and have all their staff on it. It's ognna happen.
Katie and Stassi now talking about money. Stassi was cut off once she graduated college. She received money in college because her dad said college was her job, so he will give her money when she's in school. That's why she wants to go to grad school. Haha
This is Katie by the way.
Now Stassi now saying that her and Jax don't have a healthy relationship. Uh oh. Because he can't handle confrontation, so he's always leaving.
Omg, now Stassi is getting on Jax for not taking her to work.
She's talking about how Jax is freeloading, living with her, and how she got him his job here at Sur.
Lisa: Sometimes these kids need guidance. But sometimes, they just need a nice swift kick in the ass.
Scheana now getting tattoos with her mom. Haha so trashy. Apparently her mom's her best friend. Her mom got an ankle tatto and she's getting a neck tattoo!
Haha Jax telling Stassi about how his friend is having a birthday party at this one club because he really likes a girl there, and she just goes "I really don't care"
Uh oh, Stassi asking where Jax slept last night. He said he slept in his car in front of their apartment. Stassi's now bitching out that he didn't come into their apartment.
Now talking about how she can't believe they were talking about getting married because he doesn't even plan for tomorrow. Now bitching out about how she's such a catch.
Stassi's 23 and Jax is 32! Damn girl! She's telling him to grow up.
Haha this is Kevin Lee, the queen of queens, and Lisa's event planner. He is so gay.
In case you didn't believe me.
Jax now on a modelling shoot. He used to be a top model, modelling for like Esquire and GQ and stuff. And he's talking about how Stassi has lost him modelling jobs, like when she emailed someone on his behalf because there was going to be another girl on the shoot and Stassi couldn't go. Damn!
Tom Schwartz in on this shoot too, and he's a mactor, which is a model actor. Inspired stuff.
Jax talking about quitting modelling because he's too old. And how Stassi will be happy with that since no girl likes to be in a relationship with a model.
Haha they're prepping for the gay pride shoot. Lisa has to tell them not to drink. In the morning.
Jax taking his shirt off for the float. Scheana likey what she sees.
Hahaha omg Lisa talking about her husband Ken who is driving: Ken is the worst driver. He's had so many rear ends. Not as many as Kevin Lee though!
Uh oh, Jax needs sunblock on his back. And Scheana is rubbing him down with that sunblock! Evil eyes from Stassi and Co. Katie now yelling at Jax.
Lisa: If there's conflict and Kristen's not involved, don't worry. She soon will be.
Omg. Of course.
IT'S PONYTAIL'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uh oh, Scheana just walked in. She tells Stassi that they need to talk.
Haha gross.
Scheana now talking to Stassi. Uh oh.
Scheana: I apologize if I hurt you, if I was too flirty...
Stassi: Don't say if
Oh shit.
Awwww yeah!!!! JAX IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
Haha he's downed 7 shots.
Stassi now angry at Jax. Oh no.
Stassi: You need to realize what it's like to not have me.
NOOOOOOOOOO
Omg, Stassi telling him that it's a breakup.
Noooooooo my heart hurts!
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