Thursday, February 20, 2014

Bachelor 18.07 - Live Blog

Time for episode 7!


We're in Miami, trick!
JP returns back home to his family. Obligatory JP father daughter time.

Damn, all the girls in short shorts. Legs everywhere.

Strange not having Kat here being over the top about the new hotel.

HAHAHAHAH SHARLEEN WITH HER GERMAN BRAID HAIR!!


Damn, all these legs, man.


Sharleen saying she's not ready to introduce JP to her family yet.

JP talking to his brother about Sharleen, and how she's so elegant, sexy, and amazing. It is on!

JP is going to give the date card directly to his first 1 on 1 date!

SHARLEEN GETS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!


And Nikki gives her the stare of death!


Clare saying "I don't get it." Omg. What a bitch. I love it.

Sharleen saying she is missing this cerebral connection that she needs. If by the end of the day she doesn't feel that mental connection, she says she'll be wasting both their time. Nooooooooo.

Everybody talking about how they don't get Sharleen and JP. Chelsie says Sharleen's type is nerdy. 

JP takes Sharleen to a yacht. Sharleen saying today is the most important date. This is the date where she knows if they will end up together.

Sharleen telling JP that he's trouble. 

Damn, they're making out and it's super hot. 

Andi and Nikki talking about Sharleen again. 

Damn, Sharleen in a bikini. Goddamn. More kissing. 


Somebody get me an oxygen tank, because Sharleen just took my breath away.

She's talking about how change is good, and pretty much how she would quit opera for JP. Damn, girl.

Omg, Sharleen talking about the mental connection. Oh no. She's talking about needing to find it tonight.

JP saying that when he's with Sharleen, he feels happy. And he wants to meet her parents. It is on!

Omg, Sharleen saying she's not sure about them. Omg. My heart. Whyyyyyyyy.

Sharleen talking about how a little voice in her head is telling her that it's not right.

Girls talking about how this is the last date before hometowns. Damn, we're closing in on his love. Shit son.

Date card!

Nikki gets it. Omg. Gross.

Chelsie saying that Nikki is negative. We can feel the hate. 

Sharleen coming back and talking to Milfy Renee. She's talking about how she's freaking out. How she's not sure. 

Milfy Renee trying to talk her through it. What a champ.

Omg crying Sharleen. So damn hot.

Time for Nikki one on one date!

JP tells Nikki that they're going to Camila's dance recital!

Dang. That's a big ass leap.

Another date card! It's just everybody else on the group date. 

And another date card! From Chris Harrison! Saying that there's going to be a rose on this date and that means that girl will take her to her hometown.

Haha dance recital time! She gets a singing solo. 

Then Nikki meets Camila and gives her a flower arrangement.

Then JP tells Camila to give the flower arrangement to her mom. Oh shit. They totally could have drummed off some drama there.

Time for the night! JP takes Nikki to Marlins Park, which is where he works.

Then they have a dinner on the field.  

Ugh, I don't like Nikki. She's so ugh. She's kind of just saying things, but I can't really tell her emotions. She's definitely no Sharleen.

Speaking of Sharleen, she says she knows what she needs to do. Oh no. 

Omg, she's sitting down and talking to the girls. Noooooooooooooooo

Omg, I already knew this was going to happen, but my heart dropped. 

She's going to talk to JP right now. She looks damn fine, but I'm in no mood to screenshot.

Oh no.

Pleease no.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Omg.

Noooooo. 

Sharleen is leaving his hotel room.

FIGHT FOR HER YOU BASTARD!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I don't even know if I want to keep watching.

JP saying she was going to have a hometown. JP crying. Omg. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why does the Bachelor want to make me cry?

Sharleen saying he doesn't have what she's looking for in a forever partner. Omg.

Chelsie talking about how the hometown is so much closer because Sharleen left. Jokes on her because there's no way she gets a hometown above Crazy Clare, Andi and Milfy Renee.

JP sounds still sad over Sharleen leaving.

Chelsie first up with one on one time. She brings out a bunch of letters from her mom and dad. They're on totally obnoxious brightly colored cards. JP saying he likes the sound of her family.

Andi second up. Andi starting to cry about being vulnerable. 

Damn, Milfy Renee in a two piece now walking with JP. And they totally showed nothing.

Then Clare with JP. Clare talking about how her family is the best in the world. JP remembers that Clare kept talking about her dad. Gameplay. 

Clare now talking about how her dad made a video before he died for the man she marries. Oh snap.

 JP gives the rose to Andi!

Clare is pissed. This all feels just halfhearted now that Sharleen's gone.

Andi on a one on one date with JP at night. He takes her to listen to some Latin singer. They dance.

The girls talk about how they didn't get the rose. Nikki saying Clare's checked out and Clare snaps and says she isn't going to be fake. Then Nikki snaps and goes upstairs. Oh shit. It's going down. Basement.

Clare going upstairs to confront Nikki. Because she's a bitch.

Uh oh. 

Now Clare getting snippy with Nikki.

Nikki saying that Clare can excuse herself from her room. 

Clare: This isn't your room
Nikki: Do you see you're stuff here?
Clare: Did you pay for this room?
Nikki: Do you sleep here?
Clare: Did you pay for this room?
Nikki: No. Do you sleep here?
Clare: Then it's not your room. It's open space

Omg, this confrontation is so bitchy. I love it!

Haha Chelsie caught up in the awkwardness of Clare and Nikki. So awkward.

Nikki badmouthing Clare to Andi, and being arrogant saying that she pretty much has a rose. Haha she keeps calling JP her boyfriend. It just sounds so weird.

Clare now badmouthing Nikki for being a brat and negative and all that. Now it's just Nikki and Clare on the couch. Awkward.

Omg, this silence is beautiful. 

Andi comes back to break the silence! Hahahhahahahahhaha

And Milfy Renee is back! And she asks "What did I miss?"

Haha. She knows that it has been really awkward. 

Time for rose ceremony!!!!!!!!

I'm guessing Chelsie will get the bootaroonie. I hope.

Andi already has a rose. Only 3 left to give.

Nikki gets a rose. No surprise there.

Crazy Clare gets a rose. No surprise there.

JP sounds really serious during this rose ceremony. I think it's the loss of Sharleen that's weighing on him.

This last rose could be a crapshoot since Milfy Renee is a mom. Let's see.

Hmm, no Chris Harrison this is the final rose.

Final rose goes to: MILFY RENEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chelsie gets the boot to the pants! Hehehe

JP doesn't say anything. He's just crying. Omg. 

Chelsie crying but saying how she's happy that JP was so torn up about letting her go.

Then we pan to JP who is crying about Sharleen and how he would have loved to meet her family. Haha

JP crying more about Sharleen. So sad.

Up next: 2 episodes, 2 nights 

Monday:
Andi's dad disapproves of JP
Clare's mom won't give them her blessing

Tuesday:
What happens in the fantasy suite, doesn't stay in the fantasy suite
Andi breaks down crying

Omg. This is going to be awesome!!!!!!

Now all I'm just waiting for Sharleen to come back!!!!!

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