Bachelor 18.07 - Live Blog

Time for episode 7!

We're in Miami, trick!

Bachelor 18.06 Live Blog

Everybody's freaking about episode 6, so it's probably time to watch it!

I can only assume that people are freaking out because their TVs are severely lacking in Permy Magoo

I know mine is!

Bachelor 18.05 Live Blog

Time for another episode of The Bachelor! Yee boii! I've been looking forward to this all week!

Only 11 girls left! And that means Permy Magoo has a 1/11 chance of being the next Mrs. Juan Pablo Galaviz! Those odds are staggering.

She has about the same chance of having Juan Pablo's babies as Leonardo DiCaprio has of winning the Oscar for Best Actor this year. And that's no small shakes.

Smart money's still on Leo though.

Bachelor 18.04 Live Blog

The fourth episode of the Bachelor is finally here! In South Korea! Oppa Gangnam style!

You know I had to.

Oh my god. Sharleen is going to sing opera in this episode. My body is ready.

OMG, Lauren is actually going to break down. She's finally going to do something for the first time since she played piano in the premiere.

This is gonna be awesome.

Bachelor 18.03 Live Blog

Time for El Bachelor, episodio tres!

Bachelor 18.02 Live Blog

Another episode of the Bachelor! Yee boii!!!!! Was going to code it myself, but I figure it's easier this way.

Today's the episode with the bathroom breakdown! Yay!