HAHAHHAA it starts out with this guy doing his Shakeweight exercise and he does it so hard that his Shakeweight flies out his window. He goes out to get it, then his house blows up!
And he turns into a monster thing obviously. He's not angry, he just turned. Then he tells them his brother died last month from an explosion. Oh dang.
Some lady in a motorcycle helmet shows up at the bomb scene and looks at a picture. Then she goes away. She made growling noises, so she's a monster too I guess. Welp welp welp.
OH DAMN, Blutgood comes to pick up Shakeweight guy! They're friends! Apparently Blutgood's name is Monroe. Oh dang.
Whale Blutgood and the Shakeweight guy apparently shared wild times together before Hey hey hey
Oh damn, Nick gets attacked by the lady in a motorcycle helmet in front of Blutgood's house! He's about to shoot her, then Shakeweight guy comes out and says she's his sister! She turns back into a human and she cute.
Ooooooh and she was Blutgood's ex girlfriend! WHALE
Eyelashes for days.
Nick questions hot sister, and she says she was in New Orleans meeting with Adam. Blutgood is like whale.
So apparently Adam is another ex. But she says he ain't Blutgood. Whaley whaley whale whale whale.
Unf, shit is goin on!
It is so happening.
Get it Blutgood.
Hot hot hot hot hot.
She's trying to tempt Blutgood into turning into a wolf outside and being free. Uh oh.
Damn, they gonna have sex in the woods!
Nick tracks down her house and apparently just goes in. Uh oh.
Then he finds the picture she took from the bombing scene! And he gets attacked! By some Blutbad I guess. I don't really know.
Blutgood wakes up with blood on his mouth and hands. And so does Angelina the hot sister. Uh oh.
HOLY SHIT. Shakeweight guy goes to open the door and he gets shot in the chest.
And then this guy shoots him again. SHIT!
Helloferino
So they test the blood on her clothes, and it's the blood of a rabbit.
Funny nobody's asked Nick about the gigantic wound he has on his head.
Blutgood: Why do you gotta act like such a hardass?
Hot sister: You liked my hard ass pretty good last night
DAMNNNN Get it girl
Awww, hot girlfriend is helping out a doggy because she's a veterinarian. Perfect woman. Cootie patootie.
Angelina (the hot sister) apparently has like heat sensing vision or something. Then she says "Pig." So I guess the person who attacked Nick was a pig monster? Probably.
OH SHIT. So they matched Angelina's prints to a double murder of these brothers. And the brothers are the brothers of the arson investigator!!!! I LOVE INSIDE JOBS!!!
Angelina says a Bauerschwein killed her brother and broke into her house because she smelled it. So I guess Bauerschweins are pig monsters. Whale
The Angelina says the thing she hates the most is that she still loves Blutgood. Ooh dang.
Blutgood throws one of his clocks against the wall.
So Nick confronts the arson investigator, and provokes him, then the arson investigator turns into a pig. He says that their two families (Bauerschwein and Grimms) have never had a problem, and let's not change that. So I guess not everybody hates Grimms.
But all in all, shit just got real.
Damnnnn, Angelina got did up. She goes through the arson investigator's office, then gets caught, and she throws that fool into a wall.
OH SHIT. The arson investigator is waiting for Blutgood in his house with a shotgun!
He just gives Blutgood a message that they're even.
Asian officer comes in saying Angelina's house has been torched. Oh shit. Did she torch her own house to draw the arson investigator? Shit is going ham now. Hehe. See what I did there?
Nick goes to the arson investigator's house, but no ones there. He just walks in.
And he finds a full baththub. Omg this is so intense.
There are bubbles coming out of the top of the baththub. Someone's head is coming out! IT'S A PIG HEAD!!!!!!!!!
Daily mud covered fat guy for you.
Then Angelina attacks fat guy! Nick remembers this image he saw in one of his bald aunt's books about hitting Blutbaden in the tramp stamp area with the butt of your gun.
So he naturally does it. And she goes crazy. That was weird.
Then the arson investigator shoots, but Angelina gets away.
As the arson investigator is stretchered out, he says: "Sometimes being a cop gets in the way of what you have to do." Oh damn
Then Blutgood be looking through old photos of him and Angelina. Whale. That nostalgic love. He smells something, then goes to the front porch. It's the picture Angelina took from the crime scene. And then he hears howls. WHALE!
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