Saturday, February 21, 2015

Hart of Dixie 1.02 - Parades & Pariahs

Time for more Hart of Dixie!



Hahha she has a dream where she's resuscitating a guy, and then he starts croaking. Turns out there's a frog on her bed! Dat Bama silliness


Ceelo Green's in this! And he's calling fools plebes! How are you not watching this already?

OH MY GOD THERE'S AN ASIAN


Ho damn, Wade is coming in! Awkward!!!

Haha Harley treated warts with duct tape.

Oooh damn.

Other doctor: Your father's death was tragic. But the people of this town have recovered fast. Mainly because there was a better doctor here to treat them

Shots fired!

The other doctor gives her a patient. Ruh roh. Sabotage happening. She says she has swollen glands and its hard to pee. I bet she's just making up her symptoms.

Zoe says she doesn't have a fever. And she says she's perfectly healthy and go to a psychologist.

The patient gets sad and walks away. The receptionist said that Harley would usually give Tic Tacs as a placebo. Whale. Good lessons here though



Dawwww cute!

Friend: WWCBD?
Zoe: What would Carrie Bradshaw do?

OOOOOOOH Friend knows that Zoe likes George Tucker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh she wants it so bad

George read the partnership agreement, and said that if one partner doesn't bring in 30% of the business, the other partner can buy them out! Then some lady in the street says that this guys legs don't work, and Zoe runs to him!

Zoe says it might be Guillain-Barre to the patient, then she realizes she needs that bedside manner. Whaley whale. So she says "Sometimes, people don't die"

Hahahaha this is more educational than all of med school.

Oooh damn, Dr. Breeland comes in and he says "It's hunting season. He's just suffering from tic paralysis" Ho damn. Zoe got shown up


Breeland: Sometimes the tics just get up there and you can't move. Just like sometimes you get a little education in your head and suddenly you can't think.

What a sassy retort!

Breeland: She wouldn't know a tic from a taxicab.

Whaley whale

So mayor says she just needs to fit in. So he wants her to be on his float.

Bartender: My heads hurting. You might want to call a hospital. I might need brain surgery!
Zoe: Okay, we don't get tics in New York City. Just like you guys don't get movies not by Michael Bay!

So Zoe is going on the float. OH DAMN


That's Breeland's niece Betty! SHE DEAD!!!!!!

Ooooh, she says she can't have anybody see her like this. Then said Frep...blee, then collapsed again.


Oh she's fine alright.

OOOOOOH SHE HAS MS!!!!!

But she can't have anybody know or else they'll pity her. So they're going to give her a sling so people don't suspect anything when she doesn't perform in the parade. That's some good doctorin


Well hellofa

Oooooooh Lemon is getting jealous that Zoe is riding on the Mayor's float!

Oooooooooh, now everybody knows that she wants George!


She's not very good at hiding it.


Oh shit, all out war gonna happen against the Breelands


Awwwww cute cute cute

OH SHIT LEMON BREELAND BE CALLING UP LEVON THE MAYOR ON THE PHONE!!!! THIS IS NO GOOD!

Oooh, he hangs up on that bitch! I love this guy!

Oooh damn, Lemon's pissed that the niece can't be in the parade.

Wade: It's just a parade
Zoe: I can't believe I'm saying this, but it's the Founder's Day parade

OOOOOH HE KISSED HER!!!!!!! WHY IS THIS SO COMPLICATED???????

Friend: Frederick Dean. He has two first names. I mean, something about that is just so old-school cool.

She is my favorite.


Hehe

OH DAMN, BETTY IS WORKING AT THE PARADE!

Breeland examined the shoulder and there was nothing wrong with it


HO SHIT. THE SASS IS OUT!!!!!!!


Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Aww, so Betty tells her story. So she lives in a neighboring town, where she's just a plain boring outcast that nobody likes. But every 2 months, she comes to Bluebell, where she's something. She's a belle, she's a Breeland. And she can't give that up. Sads. She just wants to keep that feeling.

Oh man. "It's worth the risk. As you and I both no, it's my last chance to really live"

Dude. Those words be cutting deep.

So Zoe gives her meds. Awwwwww

TIME FO PARADIN!!!!!!

Omg, I'm just waiting for Betty to drop dead on her float. OMG she's hyperventilating

Zoe hits a fire hydrant with the float to create a diversion to care for Betty!!!! DAMN DAMN DAMN

SHE OVERDOSED ON MEDS!!!!!!! WHO COULDA SEEN THAT COMING???? GET THAT ACTIVATED CHARCOAL!!!!!!!


AHHHHHHH FREDERICK DEAN CAME TO TALK TO ROSE AND SHE TOLD HIM TO SHOVE IT

OMG WADE IS HELPING  ROSE OUT BY TALKING ABOUT THE MAGAZINE THEY BOTH LIKE ABOUT!!!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWW CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAH WADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwww, Zoe caring for Betty is so cute. She's getting that bedside manner.

Lemon is asking why she crashed the float. And Zoe can't say anything! HO DAMN

OOOH BETTY IS GONNA STAND UP FOR HER I HOPE. LEMON JUST CALLED ZOE OUT IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE CITY

NOTHING HAPPENED. Booooooo

Oh no

The receptionist says that being a receptionist isn't her dream. She bought a bakery with her daughter, and was just waiting for the right person to come along after Harley died


And now she's okay to leave now that she's found Zoe.

What the actual fuck. This is episode 2. She's Zoe's like only friend except for Rose. I can't even.

Awww, then we see Lemon looking at a picture of her mom and her. She says she loved the Founder's Parade. And Lemon just keeps holding out hope that she'll return. If not for her family, for the parade. Awwwwwww. So sad. Her mom left her family 12 years ago, and never came back.

Neither Lemon or Dr. Breeland have been able to get past it. Damnnnn. That character development.

Oooh, then Zoe walks to that crazy patient's house, and says she may have misdiagnosed her

Zoe: What's your cat's name?
Crazy patient: This is Prince Purrrrrrrrrfection the Third

Hahahahahhahahahhaha I love it

Awwww, then Zoe sits down with the crazy patient, and she said that she noticed that the patient's symptoms began when her mother died. So she just talks with her and bonds with her

Crazy patient: She made the best peach pie
Zoe: I love peach pie

Awwwww this is so cute.

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