Monday, February 2, 2015

Grimm 1.10 - Organ Grinder

Eating noodles and watching Grimm. This is the life.


So these two guys are being chased through the woods by a monster, and one falls into a lake or something and drowns. The other is captured by the monsters, who are apparently bald guys. I guess they ran out of animals. So the bald guy just turns back into his human form, which is guy with luscious shoulder-length hair, and then they carry the captured guy back to the compound, where they are apparently throwing people into a gigantic fire pit. Fun!

Meanwhile, Nick and Blutgood are talking, and Nick wants to tell hot girlfriend about him being a Grimm. Whale. I guess it's that time.

Oh hey, then they have a dead guy at the river and he has 2 puncture wounds on his neck. Vampire!!!!

And apparently he lost a lot of blood too. Whaley whaley whale whale whale.

So he lived on the streets and they talk to this girl about him, and she says he went to this clinic. So they go to the clinic and oh my damn.


Unfity unfity unf unf unf. Goddamn. I'm in love

She gave no information lol.

Oh shit, they get called into a car accident because human organs spilled out of the car. The driver is put on a stretcher and then he turns into a long nose monster ready to eat gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.


Oh dang.

Now Nick be reading in bald aunt's trailer about Geiers, who have an innate ability to run past trees. Talk about a skill. They are the most vile of all, harvesting organs from live humans, taking pleasure in the savage pain they cause. DAMNNNNN

So Blutgood tells them that creatures use human organs to enhance their abilities, which is why Geiers harvest organs. Dang.

And Nick just goes up and confronts the store owner. Whale. This is surprisingly easy. Then Nick destroys all his human organ medicine. Whale.


Awwwww so cute.


Aaaagh this is now a hot girlfriend appreciation post.


Omg she just figured out that the street girl liked the street boy! So intuitive. She can see right into my heart.

So Nick took hot girlfriend and 2 street kids to dinner to ask them questions, but he wasn't getting anywhere with his questions. But now hot girlfriend is getting through to one of the street kids! So perfect!!!!!


Coot coot coot coot coot


I can't handle the hotness.


This guy is living my dream.


Bruh. This episode knows what I like.

Oh shit, hot doc starts asking the street girl about what the detective was asking her. Money's on hot doc being the link to the organ harvesters telling them which street kids are healthy! Oh shit.

Damn, so boss guy says he's coming with them on this one. Because secretly he knows that Geiers are vicious probably. Dang dang dang.


Pimp status 5,000 damnnnnnn

Apparently there's some kind of greenhouse in the trailer they found. Oh shit, it's a place where they're drying human organs! DAMNNNNN

And so there's a phone call on the guy they shot, and Nick calls back, and it's the clinic where the doctor works at! OH SHIT. I was right!!!!

Oh shit, the street kids get kidnapped in a rape van! It's happening!

Oh dang, the street kid took off his necklace and started dropping beads as they're being led to a different place. So smart.

Oh shit, the office manager just turned into a long nose Geier!!!!!

Nick now confronts her and says "I'm not asking as a cop, so don't expect me to act like one." Oh shit! Such a power move.

Oooh dang, the entire clinic is in on it! The head office manager is leading it and the doctor is doing surgery!


The biggest crime here is that she's only licensed to be a PCP. Shame on her.

Oooh they gon do surgery on the street girl! This doctor is a badass.

Oh shit! People getting shot all around! This is where your reputation as a surgeon allows you to say "Get the hell out of my OR!"

I guess the doctor escaped. HOLY SHIT She's hiding in a tree! Nick and her fight, then she falls into the pit of fire! DAMN BOY DAMN!!!!!

That's why you don't have pits of fire lying all over the place.

So here's what I don't get. The guy the street girl liked was taken 5 weeks ago. And she was taken today. But he was still alive and unharvested when Nick and Hank came. And they were going to harvest the street girl first. Whale.

Oh man, boss scene coming up. There's a package on his desk! I'm so excited!!


It has the reaper symbol on it. Oh shit. It has a human ear! Like when he cut off that guy's ear with a fucking tomahawk. He gets a phone call:

Guy: You made your point, now we're making ours. The world is becoming more complicated.
Boss: Only for the simple minded

Damn, what a boss thing to say!

The guy on the phone says he speaks for the Ferrat, and they are getting restless. They say boss has to take care of the Grimm. Whale.

Boss: Next time, you might want to deliver your message in person.
Guy: Next time, we will

OH SHIT. Things are getting good!

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