So it starts out with these old people who live in a cottage in the woods, then hear noises. This guy gets attached by like a snake reptile man thing who then eats their raw meat. Then he hears horses, and tries running away, but the people on the horses get him and drag him away.
So it is Nick's and hot girlfriend's anniversary! Hooray! So she's planning dinner for the two of them!
She be folding clothes, and she goes to put away Nick's socks, and guess what she finds!
Homeboy can hide an entire trailer of information about monsters from his wife, but can't think of a better hiding place than sock drawer for his engagement ring. Whale.
They find a print at the scene, and they match it to some guy. They go to this guy's parole officer, but he's like: I don't think he could murder people. But he directs them to a gym he went to.
They talk to his workout buddy, who directs them to their running path, which is where the old people were killed. Workout buddy is some kind of monster as Nick finds out. Workout buddy goes on a run, and guess who's hot on his trail? Guys on horses!
Nick and Hank follow this lead to a car linked to the guy with the fingerprint at the scene, Dmitri. It shows up at an abandoned warehouse. They find a bunch of medieval weapons like a mace and spikey balls on chains and stuff. Some guy is there, but they chase him off, but he attacks one of the other cops first.
Workout buddy gets captured by guys on horses.
Nick and Hank saw this Latin writing on the floor of the warehouse and a bunch of blood, and think it's some kind of fight club. And their boss knows Latin! How convenient! This guy is such a badass.
It says something along the lines of fight to the death.
Then boss corners the parole officer in a parking garage. He's like: I gave you a list. And then this:
Pimpin boss is mad as fuck. Shit is going down.
Pimpin boss reminds parole officer that this is his house. He tells parole officer to shut it down before his greed and stupidity ruin them both. But parole officer says the money is too good now. Royalty ain't what it used to be. Oh shit. Then parole officer says that they're in it together, so pimpin boss doesn't have unilateral control. Ruh roh!
Blutgood comes over, and Nick asks him for help finding this monster fight club. He meets this bookie, and he tells him to meet this guy who will lead him to where the fight is.
But then a horse trailer comes and captures Blutgood! They throw him in a cage and tell him that he's going to fight! Oh shit.
They throw food into his cage and tell him to eat, but he says he doesn't eat meat. I recognize the organ as a liver, because that's my life now. These motherfuckers so cheap they only give organ meat. But it's the organ meat of the last guy who died in fight club! Oh shit.
The guy next to him is super pissed off, so Blutgood pulls a nail out of his hand.
Nick tries to find Blutgood, so he reaches the fight club to see Blutgood in a cage match with Dmitri, who was the guy he pulled the nail out of, and the antagonist of this story. He is also the best fighter in the land, so Blutgood is getting his ass kicked.
Dmitri is just about to kill Blutgood, but then Nick comes to the rescue, and says he'll fight Dmitri. The parole officer really wants to see a Grimm die, so he throws him in there.
Then, we see boss in a Catholic church in confession
I love confession scenes. They're always good. Shit always goes super ham whenever you get in a confession box.
Boss complains about parole officer having strayed. So the priest asks if he's beyond redemption
Priest: So, you don't need my forgiveness?
Boss: No. I need your wrath
OH SHIT! This is goin down.
Priest: As it was before...
Boss: So shall it be again.
This is some Originals ass shit right here!
Nick fights with Dmitri in this battle to the death and surprisingly holds his own.
Meanwhile, hot girlfriend is waiting for Nick to show up to her romantic dinner. So sad.
She is not happy.
The police raid the compound and save Nick. Then he goes home. He calls hot girlfriend while he's driving because policemen don't have to follow rules.
Nick: Love you
Hot girlfriend: Okay *Hangs up*
OH SHIT
I don't even know what to make of this!!!!!!
Then we see parole officer gathering money to run away. But guess who comes in.
Yas yas yas.
Then you hear growling, and you hear some monster eating parole officer.
And boss walks away like a boss.
Shit is getting so exciting! Trouble in paradise for Nick and hot girlfriend! Priests eating people! Bosses being total pimps! Yeeeeeeeee
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