So these two people are walking in the woods, and they're gonna go skinny dipping in a lake and engage in that wild hootenanny these childers are doing nowadays. This never ends well. These fools gotta stop doin it in other peoples' houses and in the woods. They should buy a whip if they're feeling frisky.
Oh shit, bald guy with a gun. That was fast.
The guy kidnaps them because he lives in the woods. Because that head was too shiny to take out into society. Too distracting.
But he hears someone and someone attacks him and strangles him with a rope! The young lovers run away!
Turns out baldy was growing like marijuana up there or something.
Nick be investigating things by himself, then he hears someone around him. He starts running and there's a lady swinging a rope lasso! She's a monster. She runs away. Whale.
Dead baldy's brothers are super aggressive and try to pick a fight with Hank and Nick.
Oh damn, so they found a hair on the body and they got a match with a girl who disappeared 9 years ago! DAMN BOY DAMN. THIS GON BE FUN. TENSIONS GON RUN REAL HIGH
Dead baldy's brothers now be staking out the horny couple who was kidnapped. Whale.
Nick goes to Blutgood and he suspects the missing girl is a Blutbad. Oh dang.
So plumber be talking to his fat plumber friends about seeing a Grimm. Whale. Fatties gonna fat.
Ooh shit, the horny couple guy gets kidnapped by dead baldy's brothers.
Hello hot girlfriend.
Nick now goes out to the woods with Blutgood. Apparently she marked her territory. Yummeh. Now they're chasing after her.
They be roaring at each other, and apparently the girl is ferocious. I think the gigantic rope is her hair. Whale.
She thinks she's lost them, but then they see this. Damnnnnnn.
The girl's just sleeping. What the fuck? Oh shit, this is so intense. Someone's going to get thrown out of a window very soon.
Now Blutgood is lifting up her shirt. There's a huge wound. Then she wakes up. Then Blutgood's eyes turn red and she tells her it's okay. And she has a huge fever.
Oh dang, so Hank went to the girl's house and the mother said they used to borrow camping equipment from a neighbor. So he runs a check on the neighbor, and he had the best alibi. That he was in the hospital because a dog bit his leg. That dog is probably the girl! DAMNNNNN
Lookie Asian police officer breaking all the stereotypes. Good for him.
So Hank is suspicious that the neighbor went to such a far hospital with his leg fucked up. So he thinks he's a subject!
Meanwhile, Blutgood and Nick try to talk to the girl, and they finally get through to her. Then she passes out.
Oh damn, Hank and Asian officer are interrogating the neighbor guy! Shit is getting tense.
Then Nick sees a luggage case with the neighbor's name in the girl's treehouse! OH SHIT
Oh but he doesn't know the neighbor's name. So he tells Hank to look it up. And Hank's walking with the neighbor guy. So the neighbor guy says that she's crazy and she bit him! He's super scared.
Ooh dang and the baldy dead guy's brothers are in the woods too. AND THEY SEE Blutgood getting medicine for her. OH SHIT. THEY'RE FOLLOWING HIM
Nick ends up shooting one of them and the other ends up being attacked by the missing girl.And now the missing girl is being returned back to civilization to her mom. I guess all their worries about her attacking people just went away.
Grade A+ for that stankface
And they're reunioned and all is good in the world.
And she points the neighbor out in a lineup. DAMN BOY DAMN. LOVE THIS SHIT
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