So these guys are probably trying to rob some place of copper, but it looks like there was someone there before them. The go towards the noises, but then something breathes fire at them!
OH SHIT
What the hell? Then I guess this guy runs away on his like pedalcar cart that runs on train tracks.
Then Hank sees some crap on the ground, and he thinks it's oil. So he lights a match and it flashes with fire.
Turn's out it's human fat!
So then this guy comes forward, and he says he almost ran over a person running away from the building the last night. He almost ran a woman ova! Except it was a man.
Then we see that man attacking the building owner! OH SHIT!
Then they find the guy and he breathes fire at them!!!!
This guy is fucking crazy!
Back at the police station, Hank says he doesn't know where the fire came from, but he heard a smoker's cough and then saw flames. Boss man knows because he's boss man.
Nick tracks down the fire-breathing guy's daughter, and finds her working as a fire breather at some club. Blutgood is in the audience randomly. Hehe he says she's smoking hot.
She's a daemonfuerer. They come from a dragon like lineage. So they apparently go on a high fat keto diet so the body goes in a state of ketosis where it burns its own fat.
So then Nick questions the daughter, but she doesn't know anything. Whale.
BUT THEN SHE GOES OUTSIDE AND NICK IS STAKING HER OUT!!!! This seems like a move that is very unlike him. WHALEY WHALE
So Nick then follows her back to her house. Then he sees a bunch of copper wires on top of the house, then sees flashes for like flames. Ho damn.
And then Nick just goes into her backyard like it's no thing. He sees some oil on the ground AND THEN HE GET'S TACKLED!!!! I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK THAT WAS FUCKING SCARY
IT'S THE DAUGHTER AND SHE PINS HIM DOWN AND KISSES HIM!!!! BITCH DO NOT GIVE REASON FOR HOT GIRLFRIEND TO WHOOP YOUR ASS
Le flirty magooo
HOLY SHIT NICK'S PHONE RINGS AND THE GIRL ANSWERS!!! IT'S HOT GIRLFRIEND ON THE OTHER LINE!!!! SHIT IS GOING DOWN!!!!!!
Oh noes
Hot girlfriend is pissed. It's beginning
Ooh damn, this is so creepy.
Hot girlfriend is not having his explanation.
Oh wait, everything is forgiven.
BUT WAIT
Guess who's at the window? Damn damn damn damn damn. I love when there's a creepy stalker. They're the best villains. In Dateline and TV shows
And then the daughter goes to her father, and says she found someone who's going to make her better. Oh damn. I dunno what it means, but it sounds intense.
Unf, sexy seductress workin her magic.
But how could you even give up that? That smile is incredible
So Hank is coming with him to the daughter's house because she wants to help them.
But when they get to the house, no one answers the door! So they break in because they think she might have been hurt by her father because he doesn't want to be found.
So the house is full of copper wires everywhere. Then you hear thunder, and lightning running all throughout the copper wires.
Hank: I'll run an APB. In the meantime, you should go home and get a little ... rest
Haha.
Omg, Nick comes home, and there's clothes strewn across the staircase. I bet the daughter like kidnapped hot girlfriend and is waiting for Nick naked. Omg. That would be so creepy.
So there's a girl lying in the bed and Nick thinks it's hot girlfriend. I think it's the daughter.
AND THEN HE SEES THE DAUGHTER'S TATTOO!!!!! HOLY SHIT!
Then she tries to breathe fire at her! Then she gets away
Nick answers his phone call from Juliette, and the daughter answers! JULIETTE'S WITH HER!
This is intense. Creepy stalkers are always the best at committing crimes.
So Blutgood says it's like a quest where the beautiful woman is being taken by the dragon. I'm not sure which one is the beautiful woman though: daughter or hot girlfriend?
Hot girlfriend is still conscious, so she's seeing everything that's going on during her kidnapping. So creepy
Then daughter says "I brought her. She's just like mom. Here's your chance" to the dad. Holy shit. I have no idea what's going on
So it's a requirement that Nick comes for her for the quest. I still don't really understand what's going on.
Nick: I'm giving them what I want. Me
I'm so confused.
Blutgood tells Nick that he can't use his gun because of the gas the dragon people give off, and it's too bad he doesn't have a lance. Then Nick finds a lance. How convenient
Oooh, it's scary quiet and intense.
Omg, so the daughter says "He's coming for mom. You have to protect mom"
So it's like some kind of role playing where he has to protect Juliette or something and kill Nick. Still confusing
Then Blutgood finds Juliette and unties her hands. But then they hear a noise. The daughter is coming. Ooooh this is getting intense.
Daughter: Time for you to scream
Juliette: Time for you to scream (Punches daughter)
Oh, Juliette is hot girlfriend. That was intense!
But now it's time for dragon and Nick to fight! The dragon is surprisingly good at fighting. But then Nick stabs him with a lance
Nick: You didn't help him
Daughter: But you did. He died with dignity
Daughter: Now it's my turn
WHAAAT? I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON
She starts breathing gas all around her, and then commits suicide I guess. Nick escapes before the lair blows up.
And then Monroe and Nick finally meet, but she gives him a weird look. Could she be a Grimm too? That's just a total guess, there really aren't any clues.
Then hot girlfriend tells Nick to pull over.
Time fo talkin
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Omg, but hot girlfriend is too tired to talk about it tonight.
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
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