Ooooooh Nick is going to take a weekend getaway with hot girlfriend, and he's going to propose!!!!!! Whaley whale
Oh damn, Hank is stalking Adelind on his computer. What a creeper.
Oh damn, I think this lady's having an affair. She runs back to her house, and this guy catches her. He's some kind of like porcupine, and he tells her that she needs to eat. And she turns into a bird! He's like holding her captive or something I guess. Creepy.
OH DAMN NICK GOT LOST AND HE PULLS INTO THE HOUSE OF THESE PEOPLE TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS
OH SHIT hot girlfriend sees the hostage woman!!!! Super creepy.
But they're staying like right next door! Aaaagh
Hot girlfriend: I would love an igloo with you
So cute. I want five of those
OH DAMN HANK IS STAKING OUT ADELIND'S HOUSE IN HIS CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH SHIT HE CALLED HER AND SHE IGNORED HIM!!!!!!!! AND HE SAW!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!
OMG A CAR PULLED UP TO ADELIND'S HOUSE!!! IS IT THE BOSS??????
OMG IT'S SOMEBODY ELSE AND SHE'S KISSING HIM!!!!! FUCK!~!!!!!
Wowowowowowowowowowowoowowowowowowowowowowowoowowowow
Hot girlfriend sees the guy pulling his hostage woman into their house so she makes Nick call the police.
Holy shit, the guy has the hostage woman strapped down and is feeding her some blended up stuff through a tube. He's force feeding her because she's a chicken!
OH SHIT THE GUY COME'S OUT OF ADELIND'S HOUSE AND THEN HANK PULLS A GUN ON HIM!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. HE TELLS HIM NEVER TO COME BACK. THIS SHIT IS CRAZY!!!!!!
Ooh damn, but the sheriff doesn't arrest anybody and hot girlfriend is too caring to let it go.
Meanwhile, the guy that was kissing Adelind goes back to the boss, and the boss asks how it went!
The boss is such a pimp.
Oh shit, the neighbor guy sees Nick looking at him through the window. Shit is gonna go down.
Nick calls Blutgood for advice, and Blutgood says one of those cat guys stole his girl! And they're notorious for mistreating women. Then he says that Nick should sleep with one eye open. Ho damn
Ho damn, hot girlfriend runs into the hostage lady at the grocery store! Shit is gonna happen.
Hostage lady's name is Robin, because she's a bird haha.
Oh damn, so the guy she was talking to on the phone works at the grocery store!
And the mean guy is like following him! Holy shit! This is creepy as fuck.
Oooh, and Nick sees the hostage lady and the grocery store worker looking at each other! And he knows she's a bird now!
Ooooh, Blutgood and the potion lady are working in the shop. Ooooooh.
So Nick calls Blutgood, and he says the lady is a Zeltenvogel, and they're really rare. They're held captive because they produce this valuable thing that develops like an egg in the throat. They're supposed to be mostly gold.
So the cat guy is harvesting her valuable eggs.
Well hello there.
Ooh damn, there's a shadow in her apartment walking around.
Oh damn
Damn this is super hot
SHE TRIED TO KISS HIM! AND HE REJECTED HER KISS!!!! DAMNNNNNNNNNN
Oooh damn, the cat guy is leaving the house. The bird lady is running away from the house right after he leaves!
And Nick is going to follow her to check that she's okay! This ain't gonna end well
Damnnn that smile tho
HOLY SHIT, THE GROCERY STORE GUY WAS WAITING FOR THE BIRD LADY, AND THEN THE CAT GUY JUMPS OUT OF THE FOREST TO ATTACK HIM!!!!! HE DEAD!!!! AND THEN THE BIRD LADY SHOWS UP AND IS TAKEN BY THE CAT GUY!
Nick sees the dead guy and calls it in. Oooh this shit intense.
THEN NICK ATTACKS THE CAT GUY AND THEY GET THE BIRD LADY BACK TO THEIR HOUSE.
Bird lady can't believe that the called the police. Because the sheriff is the cat guy's cousin! He's in on the whole thing!
OH DAMN. JULIET JUST PULLED OUT HER GUN. SHIT IS GOING SO HAM
Bird lady ran away but Nick tracked her down. She's giving birth to her throat egg!
Nick calls the potions girl to learn how, and he has to cut it out. Ho damn. He took it out! It's a gold freaking egg!
Ooh damn, here come the guys. He throws the egg up in the air and tackles one of them! The other gets away, and trips and drops the egg! It breaks and it's worthless! DAMNNNN. So he gets caught.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yayayayyayayayayyayayayayyayayayayayayyayayayayyayayayayayya
SAY YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg
Don't
No
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
SHE SAYS SHE CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY HEART HURTS
It's because he be keeping things from her! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
POOOOOOOOOOP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SHE CAN'T SAY YES UNTIL HE LETS HER IN!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ooh damn, Adelind is at dinner with Hank.
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