Just gonna keep on trucking.
Rich guy goes back to his fancy house, then a guy jumps through the window and starts beating him up. Then he takes his gavel ... and nothing happens.
Asian officer gets called to the scene. Oh shit! The guy got a gavel shoved down his throat!
The guy who broke in is outside, turning into an ogre.
They know the judge was able to shoot the guy, so they tell them to get an APB out to all the hospital, then get snitches to put feelers out to any off the grid surgeons. So if you don't do well on boards, at least remember to look out for snitches.
HOLY SHIT. They got a print off the gavel. Then they show the ogre attacker guy holding a severed hand and throwing it into the river! INSANE
They storm the guy's house where the print matched, and they find him dead. Hehe, our killer needed a helping hand. Too soon. But on his arm, he's wearing an antique women's watch! So they go to Blutgood because he's a watchmaker. Ayyy, using Blutgood legitimately .
OH SHIT
First, I ate a super spicy jalapeno. It still burns. Second, something happened. So Blutgood figures out that the watch is owned by Mary Robinson, a DA that Hank knows because they worked cases together before. So they go to her house, and she dead. She has her tongue cut out and put on a scale. And Hank says "She's the message. I know who the killer is" DAMN DAMN DAMN. SHIT IS GETTING GOOD!
Something about a triple murder and the mercenary wanted to get paid in gold or something. I don't really know, but it's personal for the mercenary, which is why it was so gruesome. Whale.
Clinical correlation: suspect shows signs of congenital analgesia, a rare genetic disorder which deadens the nerve endings, making it difficult to process pain. Because if you do anal congenitally, you will no longer feel pain. Yer welcome.
So they talk about how the judge was the judge presiding the trial, the DA was the defense attorney for the trial, and the dead guy was the jury foreman. And Hank was the lead investigator! So boss guy puts him on protective custody, and Hank is salty as fuck. He's so salty he inspired the capuccino Lays potato chip.
OH SHIT. Nick is at home waiting for hot girlfriend to come home, and the ogre guy jumps throught the window and attacks him! He be looking for Hank! Oh shit, Nick comes at him with a knife and it does nothing. He breaks his glass blender on his head and it does nothing! Nick's getting manhandled!
And hot girlfriend comes back. She grabs a thing of boiling water and splashes it on the ogre and it finally gets him! Damn, she hot and smart. Dream woman yummy yummy
Then Nick calls Blutgood from the hospital. Whale.
Hank is getting even saltier when he hears about Nick. Asian guy suggests they set Hank up as like a trap. He knows that people can't resist things that salty. Salt is flavor.
Ogre guy is a Siegbarste apparently. Blutgood says they're very rare. He says they need Siegbarde gift which is poison. And then Nick remembers that there is Siegbarste gift in his aunt's trailer. How convenient. I appreciate how they don't even try to make it an adventure.
So it calcifies bones to shatter the ogre from the inside out. Whale. Oh, and he has a rifle that is designed for getting the poison in the Siegbarste. Also convenient.
So he tells Blutgood about the trailer, which he was never supposed to tell anybody about. Ruh roh. That's going to come back to bite him in the ass. Blutgood gets the Siegbarste gift and the rifle.
Hank comes to Nick and they talk. Then Hank said he did something during the trial. Oh shit, what is it?
Omg, he buried evidence! Then he says he's not going to the trap, but elsewhere. Oh fuck. This guy.
So now Blutgood has to follow Hank so he can protect him. Whaley whale whale whale. The ogre guy is already tailing Hank. So Blutgood musters all his strength and shoots him! That was good.
And the episode ends with the boss explaining to Hank that the bullets came from a gun made for shooting elephants hundreds of years ago. And that he would like to know who would have that kind of rare gun. They're not very good at cliffhangers.
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