Blondie's back! Yeee she's talking with the boss
Running his fingers through her hair. Power move.
Oh damn, so she's supposed to seduce him! Damn damn damn
Haha damn!!!! Yeeeeeeee
Uh oh, knock on the door.
It's the beaver guy! With a package in case they decide to get married and have bebbies! Haha that was awkward.
Tis a quilt!
Then it pans to 2 guys smoking through digiridoos and then they turn into like lizard people. They're planning a robbery. It's on.
Blonde girl is at the potions store buying ingredients.
Intense blonde is best blonde
Oh damn, the guys are going to rob the potions store! The potions store owner is like scared of the blonde, so he gives it to her for free.
The robbers come in after she leaves, looking for the J. So they attack him, and he tells them where it is.
They think he's unconscious, but he wakes up. Oh shit! But he sounds the alarm!
A GUY TRIES TO STOMP ON HIS HEAD WHEN HE'S LEAVING, BUT THE OWNER CATCHES HIS FOOT AND THEN TURNS INTO A WOLF AND BITES HIS LEG!!!!!!!! DAAMMMNNN
The guy shoots the potions owner though!!!!!
He dead!!!!
Just kidding before, housewife blonde is best blonde
She be making some kind of lumpy potion with Nick's blood and her blood! Oh, the boss got Nick's blood because he took a physical.
The sister of the store owner comes in, but she's kind of a bitch. She's like, I just want to bury him and shit. She a sad Fuchsbau.
Apparently the brother was dealing human gallbladder. The sister says that she will help. Whaley whale
Oh damn, so the guy who had his leg bitten just sewed himself back up. And he wants to go back to the scene of the crime to get all the drugs
Oh damn, the blonde is waiting for Hank at his house or something.
First of all, legs. Second of all, cookies. This is like my dream
She is so cute. Oh wait, the boss might have meant that the blonde was supposed to seduce Hank! That makes more sense kind of! Holy shit!
Hank is living my dream.
Dammit Hank, stop eating the cookies!!!
Dude the sister is such a creeper. I'm scared.
So Nick takes Blutgood to the basement, and he finds the J. And then just a lot of lame dialogue from the sister.
Hot girlfriend comes home, and she hears the doorknob moving! Oh damn damn damn!!!!
Omg, it's just the beaver guy was just trying to fix it. He brought a cherry pie!
Aww cute hot girlfriend.
Meanwhile, the sister is looking through the shop's stuff, and she hears sounds! The burglars are back!
Omg, her phone starts ringing. Holy shit. This is intense. She gon die. But she escapes.
Oooh damn, the sister wants Blutgood to be with her on protective detail! They gonna get funky!
Then Hank is sleeping, but then he hears the shower going! OH SHIT
He sees blondie through the shower door, but then he opens the door, and she's gone! What the fuck?
Now Blutgood is over at the sister's house. Time to begin the brown chicken brown cow.
The guys who came to the shop were Skalengecks. So Blutgood can sniff them if they come close. Then le awkward conversation.
Hank will not stop eating those cookies
OH DAMN, ASIAN WANTS TO EAT A COOKIE! BUT HANK DON'T SHARE!
Oooooooh Hank left the cookie on his desk!
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
OH DAMN NICK AND HANK JUST GOT SHOT AT BY THE BAD GUYS!!!!!
OMG HANK IS SEEING HOT BLONDE GIRL EVERYWHERE NOW!!! WHAT IS GOING ON??????????
NOW HANK IS FOLLOWING HIS BLONDE GIRL HALLUCINATION!!!!
Hehe sweaty Asian
Oh he dead. Holy shit! He has like huge pus balls growing all over his face now!
Now the sister is making a potion to cure him. But Asian is like dying. Holy shit. They make him drink the potion, then he sees their faces melting.
Hank calls up Blondie to make sure she's okay
Damn, that smile.
Oooooh damn Hank be asking Blondie to dinner!! OH DAMN
DAMN BOSS BE CREEPIN HARD!!!
Oooh Asian is alright I guess. He just has lesions all over his face.
Sister says she's seen this before. He had ingested a salbatrunk meant for somebody else. It's supposed to cause obsessive behaviors. For the right person, it creates a deep emotional response. Ho damn
OH DAMN
So Nick's talking about how the suspects had gotten away, then he asks the sister where they went. She would know because she used to be an addict. Damn damn damn damn damn!!!!!!!!!
Oooooh so she talks to her crack dealer and gets the location!
Damn, it's like an entire camp of druggies! Haha, they're just looking in random tents looking for the people. Whale.
HE FOUND HIM!!!!
TENT FIGHT!!!!!!! NICK BEAT THAT FUCKER UP!!!!!
BLUTGOOD IS CHASING AFTER THE OTHER GUY!!!
SISTER HIT THE OTHER GUY WITH A BRICK!!!!! OOOOOH SHE AND BLUTGOOD ARE SO GONNA GET IT DONE!!!!!
That look
And Asian wakes up finally! They never say how they explained that Asian's face lesions to him.
OMG HE'S EATING THE FOAM OUT OF HIS PILLOW!!! WHAT THE FUCK?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's so happening. So awkward.
Look at that smile.
Perfection. She shot them all in the bullseye. So perfect
HO DAMN, HANK IS SLEEPING, THEN WE SEE A HAND STROKING HIS FACE. THE OBSESSION IS HAPPENING!!!!!!
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