Welp, someone threw a dead body in a dumpster with a screwdriver pierced at roughly his sternal angle. Whaley whale whale whale.
So they follow the trail, and so he apparently got in a fight with his neighbors last night. Then they track down his girlfriend, who said hit hit her, so the neighbors came to help out.
They then go to find the neighbors. One of them is like a super pussy. This guy is definitely the mouse. I'm calling it now. He just looks like a mouse.
Everybody is saying that the guy who was murdered was really mean.
I called it!
I dunno why Nick is always surprised when they change. It happens all the time now.
Why hellopeps. Smexy and ecoconscious. Ain't nothing better.
Oooh, she sees people in a truck outside her house! People be spying on her! OH SHIT.
Awww yeah. Me too brother.
HOLY SHIT. I did not see that one coming.
He gets super intense because he's doing lawyer stuff. You know what it is.
So the mouse guy is called a Mausehertz. They never do shit apparently, and are harmless. And the snake man is a Lausenschlange. Whale. And they be aggressive. Like lawyers!
Yumm, the eyes
Oh dang, they hear sounds. They go outside to check and it's super intense. And it's just a raccoon.
Nick: He's a rodent. He should eat what rodents eat
Hot girlfriend: He's not a rodent! He's a mammal!
Ah dat veterinary expertise. So hot.
Uh oh, so Nick runs the plate of the people who were outside their house, but he tells hot girlfriend not to do anything. But then he just writes it on a Post it note and leaves it out, so she reads their name and address. Whale.
Oh dang, another guy just died and was stabbed by a crowbar! He gets thrown into a dumpster like the first person. There's a sign on the dumpster that says no mice. That subtle subliminal messaging.
HOLY SHIT. Blutgood got called in for a clock repair, then he gets jumped by a bunch of monsters!!!!!!
This is my bae stalking the people who were stalking her. Apparently they have kids. The woman sees her and tells her kids to get inside the house. Oh shit. She thinks she be the Grimm. Bad things better not happen to my bae.
Omg, now the girlfriend of the dead guy looks like a mouse. Nonononono. Mouse guy is so friendzoned. OH DAMN. I see what's happening now!
So the lawyer neighbor is helping the girlfriend of the dead guy move. And the mouse guy don't like that shit. Shit is gonna go down! Mice hunting snakes! Yeeeee
OH SHIT. Mouse runs away. This shit is crazy!
Blutgood gets up after being beaten up, then sees this. Oh shit
So they go to mouse guy's apartment to question his father. Then they find the father dead, and he's been dead for at least 2 days. Shit. I don't even.
OH SHIT, MOUSE GUY ATTACKS LAWYER GUY!
THEN HE SHOWS UP TO GIRLFRIEND OF DEAD GUY IN NOW DEAD LAWYER GUY'S CAR AND GIVES HER FLOWERS!!!
So a cringeworthy date thing is happening, then this dad is like berating his child, so now mouse guy stands up to that guy. This is not going to end well. And he punches him! And he starts seeing his dad's face everywhere. This is so creepy. I don't even.
Mouse guy: people like that, they deserve to die.
Oh no.
Mouse guy: I've gone too slow my whole life. Not anymore. Never again.
This asshole is now being chased by the police! Holy shit holy shit holy shit.
Oh shit, now mouse guy turned into the abusive one, pretty much dragging the dead guy's girlfriend into his shop. Dude this is crazy as fuck.
Omg, this is so intense. They're going through the maze of his warehouse in the darkness and hunting him down. And now he sees his father in the mirror. Holy shit holy shit. This is like so creepy.
Then he escapes through like tubes and stuff. And it leads Nick to an empty hallway. This is so scary!
Mouse guy tries to sneak up on him but Nick gets him. Mouse guy says that his father may have died, but he's everywhere. Then he breaks down and says nobody knows him.
Then hot girlfriend and Nick are talking, and he tells her that maybe the stalkers thought she was someone she's not. Then hot girlfriend says "At least I know who you are" OH SHIT. This episode is all about finding identity. Crazy crazy crazy.
Then Nick goes to Blutgood's house, and he says the sign is Reapers because they're messing with the status quo. Then Blutgood says fuck not messing with the status quo, it's us against the world. Oh shit. Shit is goin down so hard. I still don't even.
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